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"But I still know the song and the words and her name and the reasons."
The '59 Sound, Gaslight Anthem

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icaruses: airandangels: the best part for me is the utter shock of the server THIS CANNOT BE MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD This man is just like traumatized for life like- He has to go into counseling for this shit  His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated “Henry we talked about this-“ “HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS” “Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“ “I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“ “If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“ “A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER” He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again. His life has been defined by this moment. This poor guy 

icaruses:

airandangels:

the best part for me is the utter shock of the server

THIS CANNOT BE

MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD

This man is just like traumatized for life like-

He has to go into counseling for this shit 

His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated

“Henry we talked about this-“

“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”

“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“

“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“

“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“

“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”

He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.

His life has been defined by this moment.

This poor guy 

(Source: seizetonight)



lizzledpink: laughspin: “Community never ceases to amaze me! This gem is truly genius!” Via Reddit. oh my god

lizzledpink:

laughspin:

“Community never ceases to amaze me! This gem is truly genius!”

Via Reddit.

oh my god


(Source: ghostkid)


thewackyjackypictureshow: amyohconnor: Andy Samberg kisses a senior onstage as they slow-dance to Adele’s “Someone Like You” at Harvard’s Class Day. [via] I AM THE SUNGLASSES MAN

thewackyjackypictureshow:

amyohconnor:

Andy Samberg kisses a senior onstage as they slow-dance to Adele’s “Someone Like You” at Harvard’s Class Day.

[via]

I AM THE SUNGLASSES MAN



causalspoilers:

Powers of observation run in the family.


mystsaphyr: “HEY YOU HUMAN. YEAH YOU WITH THE FANCY OPPOSABLE THUMBS. HELP ME OUT HERE DAMMIT.”

mystsaphyr:

“HEY YOU HUMAN. YEAH YOU WITH THE FANCY OPPOSABLE THUMBS. HELP ME OUT HERE DAMMIT.”

(Source: lialialiafuckuall)